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WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR LEARNING NORTH KOREAN PROFANITY?


WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR FASHIONING A HUMAN PUNCHBAG OUT OF THE INTERN?


WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR LISTENING TO OLLY MURS’ HIT RECORD ‘HEART SKIPS A BEAT’ BACKWARDS, TO HEAR IF HE IS ACTUALLY SAYING ‘I AM ALLAH’?


WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR IMAGINING A STRESS BALL IS THE BOSS’S PET HAMSTER?


WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR HAVING SEVEN DIGS AT EXCAVATING A WOTSIT FROM ONE’S BELLY BUTTON?


WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR EBAY WARRING OVER THOSE EXTRA TIGHT NIPPLE CLAMPS?


WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR SPENDING FRIDAY AFTERNOON ON THE GOLD COURSE TANNING ONE’S BALLS?


WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR LACING THE DOT NET DEVELOPERS TEA WITH LSD?


WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR MENTALLY GRAFTING THE ENTIRE FINANCE DEPARTMENT’S HEADS ONTO ASSORTED FARMYARD ANIMALS?


WHAT’S THE JOB NUMBER FOR DAY DREAMING ABOUT WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR LADY THATCHER IS WEARING?